Two Catholic Priests…

Two Catholic Priests live on the opposite sides of town, and pass each other on their bikes on the way to Sunday Mass. One day, one of the priests was walking. So the other priest stopped. “Father, where is your bike at?” “Well, I think it was stolen, and I don’t know what to do.” The one priest thinks for a moment, and then replies, “Here’s what you do. I want you to preach on the ten commandments, and I want you to REALLY emphasize on ‘Thou shalt not steal’, and anyone who starts getting nervous is more than likely who stole it.

The following week, the priest is back on his bike, smiling from ear to ear. They stop and talk for a moment. “So, I see that you found your bike!” The priest replied, “Yeah, by the time I got to adultery, I figured out where I left it!”

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