On their first commercial flight together two blonde pilots, best friends for years, are finally flying together after years of being co-pilots for more experienced captains. The cockpit was finally theirs.
The flight goes very smoothly and they congratulate each other as they are coming into land.
As they approach the runway it is obvious they are going much too fast. The back wheels of the plane barely touch asphalt before they leave then airstrip entirely, the plane barreling through tall grass until they crash directly into the side of the airport.
Clearing debris from her face the pilot says to her co-polite “Oh my god… Did you see that? That runway was way too short!“
“Yeah, but it must’ve been 2 miles wide!”