Two bears find a genie
Two male bears are walking through a forest when they encounter a lamp. They rub the lamp and BOOM! A genie appears!
Genie: “You have summoned me, I will grant each of you three wishes.”
Bear 1: “I wish that every female bear in this forest was attracted to me!”
Genie: “It is done.”
Bear 2: “I wish I had a pair of cool sunglasses.”
Genie: “Well… alright. But just remember you only have two more wishes after this.”
A wild pair of sunglasses appear!
Bear 1: “You know what, fuck this. I wish every female bear in this COUNTRY was attracted to me!”
Genie: “A wise wish indeed. Welcome to the world of being irresistible.”
Bear 2: “I wish for a bicycle.”
Genie: “A bicycle? Are you sure? You will only have one wish remaining!”
Bear 2: “Yes, I’m sure”
A wild bicycle appears!
Bear 1: “Another lame wish, well done. For my final wish, I’m going balls to the wall. I wish every female bear in the WORLD was attracted to me!”
Genie: “Nice wish, every female bear in the world is now fawning all over you. That concludes your three wishes.”
Bear 2: (laughs, puts on sunglasses, gets on bicycle)
“I wish this bear (points at Bear 1) was a faggot.”
Genie: (snaps fingers) “It is done.”
submitted by /u/SekacMeIfYouCan