Two bears find a genie

Two male bears are walking through a forest when they encounter a lamp. They rub the lamp and BOOM! A genie appears!

Genie: “You have summoned me, I will grant each of you three wishes.”

Bear 1: “I wish that every female bear in this forest was attracted to me!”

Genie: “It is done.”

Bear 2: “I wish I had a pair of cool sunglasses.”

Genie: “Well… alright. But just remember you only have two more wishes after this.”

A wild pair of sunglasses appear!

Bear 1: “You know what, fuck this. I wish every female bear in this COUNTRY was attracted to me!”

Genie: “A wise wish indeed. Welcome to the world of being irresistible.”

Bear 2: “I wish for a bicycle.”

Genie: “A bicycle? Are you sure? You will only have one wish remaining!”

Bear 2: “Yes, I’m sure”

A wild bicycle appears!

Bear 1: “Another lame wish, well done. For my final wish, I’m going balls to the wall. I wish every female bear in the WORLD was attracted to me!”

Genie: “Nice wish, every female bear in the world is now fawning all over you. That concludes your three wishes.”

Bear 2: (laughs, puts on sunglasses, gets on bicycle)

“I wish this bear (points at Bear 1) was a faggot.”

Genie: (snaps fingers) “It is done.”