Two atheists were lost in a desert. They had run out of supplies and were wandering aimlessly.
One morning, they encountered a Muslim. The Muslim asked, “What are your names?”
The first, figuring the Muslim would be more likely to help a fellow Muslim, lied and said, “My name is Mohammed.”
The second stayed honest and said, “My name is Dave.”
The Muslim gave Dave a hearty breakfast. He turned to “Mohammed” and said, “Fasting is so hard, isn’t it?”