Both got drunk, started walking home and had to go to the bathroom. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties and the other grabbed a wreath off a grave.
The next morning, one husband calls the other and says, “No more girls’ night out. My wife came back with no panties.”
“You think you have it bad?”, says the other, “Mine came back with a card stuck in her crack that read from all of us at the fire station... we will never forget you.“