Trump visits an elementary school to greet the students and teachers. He asks the students, “what do you all want to be when you grow up?”
“A farmer,” shouts one.
“An astronaut,” shouts another.
“The President of the United States,” confidently says a little girl.
“Who said that,” shouts Trump. The little girl raises her hand and he darts eyes at her. He begins to fume, “are you joking? Are you brainless? Are you a complete moron? Are you stupid? Are you an idiot?”
The little girl, taken aback, says, “on second thought, nevermind! That sounds like too many requirements!”