Trump, Putin and Merkel…

…take a nice walk along the shore. Putin is boasting: “Russia now has submarine that can stay underwater for two weeks without needing to resurface for fuel! Pretty impressive, eh?”

Trump obviously can’t leave it at that, so he tells Putin: “America has submarines, and other stuff too, I’m telling you, lots of stuff, and it’s great stuff, and our submarines can stay underwater, and also, they don’t need to come back up to the surface or resurface, for two months, because I made them great again!”

Merkel is just about to change the topic to export politics when suddenly a submarine resurfaces next to the three, the hatch opens and a man salutes out of it: “Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.”

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