Trump & Obama are in a barber shop…

Getting fresh cuts and shaves. They’re sitting right next to each other. Everyone is on edge; nobody is saying a word.

Trump’s shave finishes first and the barber asks if he wants aftershave. Trump smells it and says “No way! That stuff smells like a whorehouse! I go home smelling like that and Melania’s going to think I was up all night fucking whores bigly! It will get me in so much trouble!”

Obama’s shave finishes and his barber asks Obama if he wants aftershave. Obama says, “Sure! My wife doesn’t know what a whorehouse smells like.”

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