Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:

Trump turns to them and shouts: “Stop chasing us and I’ll pay you a million dollars!” The terrorists continued.

Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: “Stop chasing us and I’ll give you German citizenship!” The terrorists still kept chasing.

Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: “You are about to cross the border into the People’s Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!”

The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.

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