Trump asks: Barack, your approval ratings are pretty high. I love ratings bigly. Can you give me some tips?
Obama: The key is having a strong administration. I make sure that my administration not only works hard but is also composed of smart people.
Trump: What do you mean?
Obama summons Biden.
Obama (to Biden): Joe, I have a question for you. Who is a son or daughter of your parents but not your sibling?
Biden: It is me Barack!
Obama to Trump: See, that is how we roll…
After inauguration Trump decides to test this on Pence.
Trump: Mike, I have a question for you. Who is a son or daughter of your parents but not your sibling?
Pence takes half an hour but can’t figure out the answer. Eventually, he decides to cheat and asks chief strategist Steve Bannon. After some brainstrom Bannon says “It is me!”.
Pence rushes to Trump: It is Steve sir!
Trump furious: What are you talking about loser? It is Joe Biden. You are fired!