Donald Trump and Barack Obama end up in the same barbershop As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Trump was quick to stop him saying “No way buddy, my wife will smell that and think I’ve been in a damn whorehouse.” The second barber turned to Obama and said “How about you?” Obama replied, “Go ahead, my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
- The monks at the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence, and speak two words every ten years.
- Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day.