Used to dispatch for a trucking company. These guys have way too many of these dirty jokes, but here are my favorites:
Q: What’s more profitable, a one story whorehouse or a two story?
A: The one story, there’s less f***in’ overhead!!!
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a dispatcher?
A: The dispatcher will screw you for free.
(First post here, hope I did that right, and that these aren’t repeats. I tried to check first? )