Two atoms were walking down the street and one suddenly stops and says, “Oh no, I think I lost an electron!”
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An oldie but a goodie, for my dad
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Read moreDid you know only one US president has been born in Missouri?
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Read moreWife was cleaning 18 year old sons bedroom…
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Read moreWhat do you call an inexpensive circumcision?
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Read moreMy computer is working like a brick
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Read moreSome people say that it’s wrong to fill up balloon animals with helium.
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Read moreWhat’s the scary dessert that keeps coming back?
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Read moreI went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage
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Read moreMy friend asked me “What’s your favorite album?”
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Read moreWhat did the circle say when the square kept asking him a question?
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Read moreWhat does Groot say when he wants to say hi?
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Read moreWhen are men the smartest?
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Read moreI bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega
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Read moreI just saw a robot charging itself
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Read moreI gave a woman my umbrella yesterday
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Read moreI asked my friend to spell won ton backwards…
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Read moreI just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent.
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Read moreI have a friend who works as security at a well-known lingerie store.
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Read moreMy wife threatened to leave me due to my obsession with ‘The Monkees’. I didn’t think she was serious.
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Read moreI watched the new thriller about the models who go camping.
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Read moreWhat’s the worst disease combination to have?
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Read moreThere used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called “Car Men”
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Read moreI ran into Rick Astley today.
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Read moreAmerica vs Russia
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Read moreMy friend started selling his own body parts to make money
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Read moreWhat do you call a New Yorker who’s always complaining?
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Read moreWhy did the golfer need a new pair of pants?
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