This morning, the doctor told me I was colorblind.
It came completely out of the orange. submitted by /u/iDewTV [link] [comments]
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What do you call and epileptic in a lettuce field?
A seizure salad submitted by /u/qwertymm8383 [link] [comments]
Read moreI’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing –
Serves him right. submitted by /u/HoraceHorseHands [link] [comments]
Read moreMy girlfriends birthday is in a week and she said “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring!”
So I got her nothing submitted by /u/icorrectotherpeople [link] [comments]
Read moreA very unlucky man with one testicle
This is a very popular joke in Turkish, I’ll try to translate. There was this very unlucky man who only
Read moreApparently the Dad jokes never stop…
I just told my wife I was going to go hop in the shower; my 66 year old father-in-law looks
Read moreA Georgian boy is getting married to a Russian girl
A Georgian boy is getting married to a Russian girl and his dad teaches him how to behave on their
Read moreOne day a little girl was saying her prayers
She prayed “dear lord I pray for mommy and daddy but grandma’s gonna die” Now her dad overheard this from
Read moreI added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live
But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard. submitted by /u/tenshillings [link] [comments]
Read moreYou guys want to hear another political joke?
Neither do I. submitted by /u/Mrdankdank9030 [link] [comments]
Read moreA man really hated his wife’s cat…
A man really hated his wife’s cat. One day, unbeknownst to his wife, he put the cat in his car
Read moreWhat do you get when you spell man backwards?
Flashbacks. submitted by /u/wackoclown [link] [comments]
Read moreI gave away all my dead batteries today..
free of charge. submitted by /u/Obelisk-3iL33N [link] [comments]
Read moreMy friend, who’s star sign was cancer, died very ironically.
He was mauled by a giant crab. submitted by /u/aRocketLauncher [link] [comments]
Read moreThe Lone Ranger is out checking out the countryside on Silver one day when he gets ambushed by an Indian war party…
He wakes up to find himself tied up in a tepee. He looks around and sees the Indian chief and
Read moreI don’t understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass.
I mean, I know he’s black and all, but I doubt he’ll shoot anyone. submitted by /u/redirtab [link] [comments]
Read moreDonald Trump calls Angela Merkel
“Angela”, he said, “you need to help me! The biggest condom-factory in the US burnt down last night. We really
Read moreWhy do CSGO terrorists hate the desert?
Because they don’t want de dust 2 get in their eyes. submitted by /u/ThatoneguyWalker [link] [comments]
Read moreIt’s a well-known fact that Hitler…
It’s a well-known fact that Hitler often consulted astrologists and people involved in the occult to get direction while Germany
Read moreWhat if female pirates had boobs made of wood instead of peg legs
It’d be weird wooden tit submitted by /u/Dharper97 [link] [comments]
Read moreYou can’t spell advertisements…
Without the semen between the tits. submitted by /u/InnenTensai [link] [comments]
Read moreMy wife caught me cross dressing last night.
So I packed her things and left submitted by /u/WholemealBred [link] [comments]
Read moreWhy did the bartender only charge his customer for the vodka in his screwdriver?
Because as of yesterday, OJ is free. submitted by /u/HanSoI0 [link] [comments]
Read moreA teenager rolled up to the Mexican border on a bike…
He had a sack of sand in his hand. “What’s in the sack?” asked the border patrol officer “Just sand,”
Read moreSo this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving.
He couldn’t quit cold turkey. submitted by /u/SandmanD2 [link] [comments]
Read moreI read that heavy alcohol consumption causes severe liver damage. That scared the crap out of me.
So I’ve given up reading completely. submitted by /u/Bookscrounger [link] [comments]
Read moreThere’s a little-known legend about Attila the Hun…
The story goes that Attila used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests. He particularly liked dangerous
Read moreIf someone is killed by an earthquake,
is it murder by default? submitted by /u/AZOkami [link] [comments]
Read moreA lone sniper was just about to…
A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump. Just at the last moment, one of the President’s bodyguards
Read moreWhy is the birthrate in Japan so low?
Last time they had a little boy, 66,000 people died. submitted by /u/XJR12 [link] [comments]
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