Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, …
Them:I really like your name
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
Fred and Mary got married
I recently went to a vegetarian restaurant and a woman said she recognized me.
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope..
Just been on the web site BIGBUSTYCOONS.COM
The O in Reddit
The German Shepherd cover up…
My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child.
When i found outmy toaster wasn’t waterproof
A condom broke last month. I freaked out and went to the pharmacy, and they told me to use the morning after pill.
A chicken farmer and his son went out to gather eggs one morning
I never use pushpins at work so my boss called the police. Now I’m going to jail.
What is Caitlyn Jenner going as for Halloween?