Sunday, April 18, 2021

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My wife says if this gets 100 upvotes, we’ll try anal!
It’s a miracle
If a red bird has red babies and a blue bird has blue babies what type of bird has no babies?
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re assigned to hell.”
This morning I was on the way to work, but I wasn’t paying attention and ended up rear ending another car. The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf. He looked at me and said “I’m not happy.”

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My wife says if this gets 100 upvotes, we’ll try anal!
It’s a miracle
If a red bird has red babies and a blue bird has blue babies what type of bird has no babies?
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re assigned to hell.”
This morning I was on the way to work, but I wasn’t paying attention and ended up rear ending another car. The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf. He looked at me and said “I’m not happy.”
A guy dies and suddenly finds himself in Hell…
An old joke from my parents’ home country
Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women’s bodies.
I like my coffee the way I like people.
What did one lung say to the other?
A couple of cows were smoking a joint while playing cards….
I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief.
Dungeoneers – We’ve completed our new hero system, after a mere 9 months of player testing.
It could’ve been worse.
I once had to pretend that i was taking a shit, so I dropped a bottle of soap in the toilet