Tuesday, January 31, 2023

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Two guys are sitting at a bar when one says to the other to stay for another drink
A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail?
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit…
An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post.
Why did the atheist struggle to learn algebra?

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Two guys are sitting at a bar when one says to the other to stay for another drink
A rapist and a therapist are prime suspects in a case. Who went to jail?
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit…
An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post.
Why did the atheist struggle to learn algebra?
Why are bacteria so bad at math?
Swimming Cats
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to commit suicide?
What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan?
Why do pine trees always get coal for Christmas?
What’s worse than finding a hole in your shoe?
The teacher looked disappointed, as she handed back my F-marked exam sheet.
I brought my wife coffee in bed this morning. She got excited, hot and wet.
A _solar_eclipse is when the moon is between the Earth and the Sun. A _lunar_ eclipse is when the earth is between the Moon and the Sun. What’s it called when the sun is between the moon and the earth?
Chinese takeout: $25.00, Gas to get there: $2.50