I hate how funerals are always so early in the day.
A rope walks into a bar….
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
My Kids are buying me gifts for Father’s day,
A lion would never cheat on its wife.
A priest, a rabbi and a monk are on a sinking cruise ship.
How do you make a one disappear?
How do you know when a Redditor has left a hotel?
A Chinese journalist is interviewing a riot officer about the protests occurring in his city.
A tourist in Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing.
I got a new motorcycle for my wife
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
A little girl asks her granddad
I boiled a funny bone once…