Toast to your good life

Paddy O’Brien was at the pub and hoisted his beer saying, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life inbetween the legs of me wife!”

Everyone cheered and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he says to his wife, “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”

She said, “Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?”

He tells her, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife.”

“Oh,” she said, “that is very nice, dear.”

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy’s drinking partners in the street.

The man asks, “Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?”

She replied, “Aye, and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he’s only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”

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