He slows down, puzzled.
“Just who are you supposed to be?”
The man replies: “I’m a yellow cunt and I’ll be on my way if you just give me some food!”
Tim is confused, but being a generally good-natured man, he gives the sandwich he was going to have for lunch, and the man skips away.
He resumes driving, but not even a mile later, he’s flagged down by a man dressed in red.
A little annoyed, Tim asks: “Alright, and what’s this about?”
“I’m a red cunt, and I’ll be on my way if you just give me something to drink!” So Tim gives the man the soda from his lunch.
He starts to drive again, a little faster this time, but is almost immediately flagged down by a man dressed in blue.
Tim is annoyed, so when the man walks up to him, he goes: “Alright, I get it, you’re a blue cunt. What do you want?”
There is a moment’s stony silence, and then the man responds: “Your license and registration.”