Tight Skirt

A woman wearing a tight skirt had trouble getting on the bus. She reached behind and unzipped the skirt a little and tried again. Still unable to get up the step, she reaches behind and unzips some more. She still couldn’t step up high enough.

Finally, the man behind her grabs her waist and lifts her up to the bus’s deck. She looks behind him and says, “You have some kind of nerve!”

The man says, “Well, after the second time you unzipped my pants, I thought we were friends.”