Three young men were by a small secluded pool at a resort…

…when one of the young men put his hand in the water to test its temperature. Suddenly appeared a Genie who said: “I am the Genie of the pool, go to the diving board, say something you want and dive into the pool, it’ll then turn into what you said”.

The first young man went on the diving board, started down the diving board, and said “Champagne!” and the water turned into the finest of champagnes. He drank the excellent champagne until he had to be hoisted out of the pool, completely drunk from the champagne. As soon as he was out of the pool, the champagne reverted to water.

The second young man went on the diving board, started down the diving board, and said “Dollars!” and the water turned into $100 bills. He stuffed his swimming trunks with as many bills as he could and got out of the pool. As soon as he was out of the pool, it reverted to water but the bills remained in his swimming trunks.

The last young man went on the diving board and excitedly rushed down the diving board but slipped, exclaiming as he slipped “Oh shit!”

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