Three women die and go to heaven

There are ducks everywhere on the ground and floors. St. Peter tells them: “This is Heaven, you can do anything you like, as long as you don’t step on a duck. If you step on a duck, you will be punished.”

The first woman tries very carefully to not step on a duck, but slips up and accidentally steps on one. St. Peter ties her up to a decaying stinky old man who coughs and sneezes all the time. He says to her: “This will be your punishment for an eternity for stepping on a duck.”

The second woman goes a few days without stepping on a duck, but one morning she wakes up, gets out of bed, and accidentally steps on one. St. Peter ties her up to a disgusting old woman who is covered in warts and pus and complains all the time. He says to her: “This will be your punishment for an eternity for stepping on a duck.”

The third woman saw this and became very careful. She stopped walking altogether and started gliding her feet everywhere. And few hundred years went by and she still hasn’t stepped on a duck. St. Peter ties her up to a gorgeous young man for an eternity.

The woman is elated and says to the young man: “I wonder what I’ve done to be tied up to you for the rest of eternity!”

The man replies: “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”

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