Three vampires were having an argument

They wanted to compete to see who was the best. Without warning the first dashes away, and reappears after 15 seconds with blood dripping from his fangs.

“Do you see that house there?” “Yes” “I killed the family inside and drained them of their blood!”

Not to be outdone, the second vampire disappears and reappears after 10 seconds with a face covered in blood.

“Do you see that neighbourhood there?” “Yes” “I killed everyone in it and drank their blood!”

The third vampire dashes away and reappears in 5 seconds, with his entire body covered in blood.

“Do you see the big tree over there?” “Yes” “Well fuck! I didn’t!”

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