Three vampires are gathering in the middle of the night to compare their strength…

Says the first : See that woman over there? Wait… <wooshes away and comes back after 20 seconds, the mouth still dripping of fresh blood>. See – it only took me 20 seconds to completely empty that body!

Says the second : Not bad, but uh… see that village over there? Wait… <wooshes away and comes back after 10 seconds, in a complete bloody mess, the village burning in flames>. See – it only took me 10 seconds to completely empty all of those bodies and plunder the village.

Says the third : Well, haha.. <wooshes away and comes back after only 2 seconds, bloody as hell and bruises everywhere>. See that tree over there? Well neither did I.

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