Three roughnecks – John, Lonnie, and Donnie – were working on a rig in the oilfield…

While they were working one day, John falls off the derrick (the rig tower) and is killed instantly. As the ambulance picks up his dead body and drives away, Lonnie says, “Somebody needs to go and tell his wife.” Donnie replied, “I’ll do it. I’m good with this sensitive stuff.”  

Two hours later Donnie arrives with a six-pack of Budweiser beer. Lonnie asked him, “Where’d you get the six-pack?” Donnie told him John’s wife gave it to him. Lonnie replies, flabbergasted, “Unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”  

Donnie said, “Not exactly, Lonnie. When she answered the door, I asked her ‘You must be John’s widow’. She says, ‘You must be mistaken, I’m not a widow.'”  

“And then I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser that you are.'”

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