and they’re drunkenly arguing over who has the loosest pussy.
The first one says: “Last night I had a John put his whole fist up me and open up his fingers.
The second one laughs and says: “That’s nothing! Last week I had a guy who stuck his arm up me to the elbow and could wriggle it all around, barely touching the sides!”
The third one laughed at the other two and slide down the bar stool.