Three old men are lounging in chairs on the beach in the French Riviera.

One of them says, “I had a business but it burned to the ground. With the insurance money I was able to retire here.”

Another said, “Well that’s a coincidence. I had a business that had a gas leak and blew up and the insurance money allowed me to retire here.”

The third guy said, “You’re not gonna believe this but I had a business and it was destroyed by a flood and I was able to retire here with the insurance settlement.”

After a pause, the first guy asked the third guy, “So who do you call to arrange a flood?”

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