Three old farts talking

Three very elderly men are discussing their medical woes.

The 70-year-old says,

– “I have an awful time with my bladder. I have to go all the time, and sometimes it comes on pretty suddenly.”

The 80-year-old says,

– “It’s my bowels. Hardly any control at all. Always having to jam this walker to full speed.”

The 90-year-old retorts,

– “I’ve got it all over you guys. Bladder works find, 7 AM like clockwork. Bowels at eight. Everything works like it order. Long pause;

– “I only wish I could wake up before noon.”

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