Three very elderly men are discussing their medical woes.
The 70-year-old says,
– “I have an awful time with my bladder. I have to go all the time, and sometimes it comes on pretty suddenly.”
The 80-year-old says,
– “It’s my bowels. Hardly any control at all. Always having to jam this walker to full speed.”
The 90-year-old retorts,
– “I’ve got it all over you guys. Bladder works find, 7 AM like clockwork. Bowels at eight. Everything works like it order. Long pause;
– “I only wish I could wake up before noon.”