Three nurses went down to the morgue and found a dead guy lying there with a hard-on. ” It’s a shame to waste that!” exclaimed the first nurse, so she proceeds to ride him. The second nurse didn’t hesitate to ride the guy after the first nurse was done, but the third was a bit hesitant because she said she was on her period, but she rode him anyway.
Then suddenly the man sat up alive. This took the nurses by surprise and each of them tried to apologize and said that they thought he was dead. Then the guy says, ” I was dead, but after a couple of jump-starts and a blood transfusion, I feel fucking great!!!”