Three nuns die and go to heaven.

They arrive at the gates of heaven where they meet St. Peter who says “you must each answer one question about religion to enter heaven.”

St. Peter calls the first nun and asks “who was the first man on Earth?” “Adam” she replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.

St. Peter asks the second nun “who was the first woman on Earth?” “Eve” she replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.

St. Peter asks the third nun “what is the first thing Eve said to Adam?” The nun panics for a second because she doesnt know the answer. “Boy thats a hard one” she nervously replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.

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