Three men, John, Paul, and Bob live horrible lives and go to hell. When they arrive, a hideously ugly woman appears out of nowhere. Suddenly, a loud booming voice says,

“John! You have sinned! In reparation for your atrocious lifestyle you are condemned to sleep with this woman.” With a cry of dismay, John is a whisked away to endure this horrible penance. Suddenly, another even uglier more hideous woman comes forward.

“Paul! You have sinned! In reparation for your atrocious lifestyle you are condemned to sleep with this woman.” Paul is suddenly whisked away, clawing the ground as he is dragged off.

Bob stands alone in the room, quaking with fear, when Kate Upton walks in! He can’t believe his luck! Suddenly, the voice says,

“Kate! You have sinned!”

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