Three men in a bar hear about a hooker nearby who can give blowjobs while singing the national anthem.

They’re amazed by this so they decide to try this out. They find the hooker and ask her about it and she confirms that the rumor is true. The first guy wants to try this out. He pays her and follows her into a room. She turns of the light and indeed, she gives him a blowjob while singing the national anthem. When he’s finished he walks out of the dark room and tells his friends about it. The second guy want to try this as well. So same story, he follows her to the dark room, she gives him a blow job while singing. Off course the third guy has to try this as well. While the hooker is giving him a blow job and singing he keeps thinking to himself ‘How the hell is she doing this?!’ So he reaches out for the lightswitch and turns on the light. And next to the light switch he immediately sees a fake eyeball laying on the closet.

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