Three men died and ended up in heaven…

They were greeted by a saint who told them, “You can stay here happily for all of eternity… as long as you don’t step on a duck.” The men all agreed to not step on any ducks and they went on their way.

The first man only lasted a couple of hours before he ended up tripping over a duck. The saint appeared and tied the ugliest woman he could find to the man’s wrist.

The second man lasted a week before he tripped over a duck as well. The saint appeared and tied another extremely ugly woman to his wrist.

The third man went years without ever stepping on a duck. Out of the blue, the saint appeared with the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen and tied her to his wrist. The man asked, “What ever did I do to deserve such a reward?”

The woman turned to the man and said, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”

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