Three men are discussing what they think is the fastest thing in the world

The first man says “The fastest thing in the world is a thought… I think something and pops into my head”

The second man says “The fastest thing in the world is light… I turn on the light switch and the room lights up instantly”

The third man thinks for a second and says “you are both wrong… it’s actually Diarrhoea“

Confused, The two friends as him “how could diarrhoea be the fastest thing in the world?”

The third man replies “well, the other day when I woke up, before I could even think or turn on the light, it was already too late!”

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