Three ducks walk into a bar (NSFW)

Three ducks walk into a bar and order 3 beers. When the 1st duck gets his beer he tells the bartender, “Thanks man, my name is Huey.” The bartender says “Nice to meet you Huey! How’s your day been?” Huey replies “Man! I have had the best day ever… I have been in and out of puddles all day long. Couldn’t ask for a better day!” The bartender congratulates Huey on having such a magnificent day and then turns to the 2nd duck and hands him his beer. When the 2nd duck gets his beer he tells the bartender, “Thanks man, my name is Dewey.” The bartender says “Nice to meet you Dewey! How’s your day been?” Dewey replies “Man! I can’t remember the last time I had such a wonderful day! I have been in and out of puddles all day long. I will remember this day forever!” The bartender congratulates Dewey on having such a magnificent day and then turns to the 3rd duck and hands him his beer. The bartender says “Let me guess…your friend’s names are Huey and Dewey, so you must be Louie” The 3rd duck glares at the bartender and says “No, you asshole. My name is Puddles and DON’T ask me how my f**king day has been!”

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