Three cowboys sitting around a campfire

Two are arguing who is tougher.

“Last week I rode a 2000lb bull it bucked me off so I punched it one time and it turned into steaks” said the first. “That’s nothing, last time I had sex I used a live rattler for a condom” boasted the second.

The third said nothing, and continued quietly stirring the embers in the fire with his penis.

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