Three cellmates are talking on their first night in prison
They ask the first one, “so what are you in for, Mr. Weed?”
“Well, it’s ironic, but I was actually busted by the cops with weed. How about you, Mr. Koch?”
“You’re not gonna believe this, but I was actually caught with coke.”
Amused at the coincidence, they turn to the third man.
“And how about you, Mr. Dickinson?”
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