Three Catholic men go to their local priest…

They ask the priest, “Father, how can we earn our place in Heaven?”

The priest responds, “Each of you, go commit a sin tonight; tomorrow, return here, confess your sin to me, and I will give you some holy water to drink. Do this and you will be saved.”

Pleased with this answer, the three men go off and return the next day.

The priest approaches the first one. “Son, what sin have you committed?”

“Father, I stole some money from the donation jar at work.”

“Very well, go drink from the holy water, and you will be saved.”

So the first man goes off and drinks from the holy water. The priest asks the second man, “son, what sin have you committed?”

“Father, I cheated on my wife last night.”

“Very well, go drink from the holy water, and you will be saved.”

So the second man goes and drinks from the holy water. Finally, the priest askes the third man, “son, what sin have you committed?”

“I peed in the holy water!”

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