Three bullets [NSFW] [LONG]

A woman (we’ll call her Sally) is pregnant with triplets. She goes to a bank to get some money from her account, but unfortunately, the bank is being robbed. The robber shoots her three times with a gun. Each bullet hits one of her triplets, but she survives and so do they. Three months later, she gives birth to them – two girls and one boy. She names the girls Amy and Mel, and she names the boy Jake. Their lives went well, without any problems. Until one day, when Sally hears a sound of something hard hitting porcelain. She assumes that it’s just the dog, but then Amy comes to her and looks white as a ghost. Sally asks: “What’s wrong?” Amy explains: “I was peeing, and then a bullet fell into the toilet!” Sally tells her what happened, and she calms down. A few days later, Mel comes to her with the same problem. Just like she did with Amy, she explains everything to Mel. One week later, Jake runs up to her, looking just as scared as the girls were when the bullets in their bodies came out. Sally says: “Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out.” Jake replies: “No, I was jacking off and shot the dog!”

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