The theme for this party is “Dress Like an Emotion.” The first guy is wearing a pear costume. The second guy is wearing a dress. And the third guy is butt-naked except for a custard pie around his pecker.
They ring the doorbell. The host opens the door, sizes them up, and says “You guys aren’t in theme, so I can’t let you in.”
The first guy argues, “What are you talkin’ about? I’m in despair!”
The host shrugs and lets him in.
The second guy argues, “What are you talkin’ about? I’m in distress!”
The host shrugs again and lets him in, too. But, he stops the third guy, who’s butt-naked except for the custard pie around his pecker and says, “There’s no way you’re in theme, so don’t even try.”
The third guy retorts, “What are you talkin’ about? I’m fucking disgusted!”