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Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic

December 15, 2020 Editor's Pick 0 Comment

But it was a false Salaam

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  • ← An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
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