So Dopey and the other seven dwarves go to visit the pope. Doc goes up to the pope and asks, “Pope can you tell me, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?”
He thinks for a moment. “No”, he says, “There are no dwarf nuns in the Vatican.”
The other dwarves chuckle.
“Well can you tell me, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?”
The pope thinks for a second, “No, I don’t believe there are any dwarf nuns in Europe.” And the other dwarves start to laugh even harder. Dopey looks upset.
“Well can you tell me, are there any dwarf nuns in all the world?” He asks. The pope takes a minute to think. He shakes his head, “No, I don’t believe there are any dwarf nuns in the world.”
All of the dwarves burst out laughing and start chanting, “Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!”
My dad told me this joke when I was 13. Thank you and good night.