So there is this man, and he has no arms, but he wants a job as a church bell ringer. So he goes for the interview, and the interviewer says “how can you ring the bell? You have no arms.” And the man says “like this.” He goes up to the tower and steps to the edge. He runs and slams his head into the bell. The next day since nobody else interviewed he gets a call. “Well you have a funny way of doing it, but you’ve got the job. On the first day he rings it once. The second day twice. The third day three times. But on the fourth day he misses (somehow) and falls to his death. The police are trying to figure out who he is, so they ask a little boy and he says “I don’t know him, but his face sure rings a bell.”
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