They got separated so she called him on his phone and said: “Where are you?” The guy said, “Do you remember that little jewelry store we went to last year where you saw the diamond bracelet that you loved but I didn’t have enough money to buy it?” She said “Yes! Yes! I remember!” So the guy said, “I’m in the bar next door to that place having a beer.”
- You are obese!
- There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages. One was 60, another 70 and the last 80 years old. The 60 year old, started complaining.