On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female hostel will be prohibited for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $100. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $200. Are there any questions?” At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, “How much for a season pass?”
- One of my favorite dumb jokes to share with everyone for my first ever cake day!
- A High School English Teacher reminds her class of the next day’s final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student’s immediate family.