There’s a sadist, a zoophile, a murderer, a necrophiliac, an arsonist and a masochist all sitting around a table in a mental institution.

Suddenly the sadist says, let’s torture a cat. Then the zoophile says yeah let’s torture a cat and then have sex with it. Then the murderer says, let’s torture a cat, have sex with it and then kill it. The necrophiliac follows up with, let’s torture a cat, have sex with it, kill it and then have sex with it again. Then the arsonist says, let’s torture a cat, have sex with it, kill it, have sex with it again and then set it on fire. After a brief moment of silence the masochist just says meow. ( I read this somewhere online years ago and just recalled it, so I wanted to share)

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