He is reading the newspaper and sees an ad for a hitman named Arti who only costs a dollar! The man calls Arti and tells him that his wife goes to Walmart every Saturday at 10:00 AM. Arti goes to Walmart and waits. Then he sees the man’s wife so Arti jumps over and choked her to death. But somebody saw, so he also choked them to death. But this time an employee saw so he choked them to death and ran away. The next day the man checks the newspaper, satisfied that the hitman succeeded and sees an article that says “Artichokes 3 for a dollar at Walmart!”
- Just some cake, please
- Prostitute: Doctor, my bottom hurts.