Underneath the water is a fish. The fish says “when that fly drops I’ll come up and eat him.”
Nearby a fisherman is in his boat and says “when that fly drops and the fish comes up I’ll catch that fish.”
A rat in the fisherman’s boat says “if that fly drops and the fish comes up, then the fisherman will set down his sandwich to catch the fish.”
There’s a cat watching the rat and and says “when that fly drops the fish will come up, the fisherman will set down his sandwich, the rat will be busy eating the sandwich and I can get the rat.”
So the fly drops, the fish comes up, the fisherman sets down his sandwich, the rat starts eating, the cat jumps at the rat but misses and goes in the water.
What’s the moral of the story……?
When the fly drops, the pussy gets wet.