There’s a beautiful blonde woman on the beach, no arms no legs…

A man walks passed her and she says, “Excuse me, could you please hug me? I’ve never been hugged before.” The man, feeling bad for her, picks the lady up, hugs her, and puts her back down and goes on with his day.

Later that day, a second man walks passed her and she says, “Excuse me, I’ve never been kissed before, would you please kiss me?” So the man, similar to the last, picks her up, kisses her, puts her back down, and continues on with his day.

Later on, a third man walks passed her and she says “Excuse me, I’ve never been fucked before, would you please fuck me?” So the man picks the lady up, throws her into the ocean and says, “Well, you’re fucked now.”

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