There was a group of animals on an island with no food.
There was an island filled with food across from the island the animals were, so they gathered around and decided to send the turtle to get food because he was the only animal that could swim.
30 minutes passes by and the lion starts talking trash about the turtle, saying how slow he was and asking the other animals why they sent him.
1 hour passes by and the animals are also starting to talk trash about the turtle saying, that they shouldn’t have sent the turtle because how slow he is.
3 hours passes by and now all the animals are furious and wondering why the turtle is taking so long saying very mean things about the turtle and how unbelievably slow he is.
Then after a few minutes the turtle shows up and says, “if you guys keep talking shit about me, I’m not fucking going.”
submitted by /u/marcosamparo