There is a man with no arms or legs lying on a beach.
He is approached by three attractive girls.
The first one walks up to him and says:
“Have you ever been hugged?”
“No” the man replies, so the girl gives him a hug.
The second girl asks the man “have you ever been kissed?”
“No” the man replies, so she gives him a kiss.
The third then asks him if he has ever been fucked.
“No” the man replies
“Well you will be when that tide comes up”