There are three rockstars on a plane

There are three rockstars on a plane. To celebrate the success of their recent tour they each decided to throw something out of the plane. The first throws a watermelon, the second throws yogurt, and the third throws a bomb. When they land they decide to go on a walk. The come across a boy in his yard crying. They asked what’s wrong and he said “I was playing in my yard and a watermelon hit my head and now I have a huge bump” and the first rockstar ran away. The other two continued walking. They come across a girl crying and they asked what’s wrong. She said “I was playing in my yard and yogurt hit my head and now my hair is gross” and the second rockstar ran away. Now it was just one rockstar walking and he came across and old man laughing. He asked what’s so funny and the old man said “I farted and my house blew up”.

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