The walnut tree (idk what to put for title lol)

One day, Johnny and his friend Bobby walked into the cemetery. There were a lot of fallen walnuts from the walnut tree that they wanted to share. They started splitting them and Johnny said “One for you, one for me! One for you, one for me!”

At this time, a little boy was biking along the road when he heard them through the gate. He thought, “Wow! God and Satan are dividing up the souls of the dead!” He quickly peddled out of there and ran into an old man. “Old man!” cried the little boy. “God and Satan are dividing up the souls of the dead for themselves! At the cemetery!” “Stop lying son! That will never happen!” said the old man. “Come see for yourself!” said the boy.

The old man and the little boy started toward the cemetery. When they got there, they heard through the gate, “One for you, one for me! One for you, one for me!” “Golly you weren’t lying son! God and Satan really ARE there!” said the old man. It was at this time they both heard, “One for you, one for me! One for you-. Okay, that’s all of them! Let’s go get the ones by the gate now!

They say the old man got back to town a whole 5 minutes before the kid on the bike.

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